sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

(Source: canaydian, via orgasm)

i truly genuinely feel sorry for all the people who try to talk to me and get disappointed and upset because i probably sound like i don’t want to talk to them when i actually just don’t know what to say I’M SORRY

(Source: piupiupiupie, via lif3-time)

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: paulbearer, via orgasm)